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30 december Gablah!Hello, I'm blogging! Anyway, I got some cool stuff for christmas, i got POPCORN, a LUDO CD, a really awesome shirt from Thea, a few books, and a lot of cool clothes. Anyway, I'm off to go to a place near yonder! Bye!.......... That was quite exuberant......... 29 november 123456789ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY&Z Has anybody noticed that the keys on a keyboard are completely random, the letters have no pattern, does anybody know the reason they are the way they are? 22 november I love this song!Sleeping In
By: The Postal Service
Last week I had the strangest dream Where everything was exactly how it seemed Where there was never any mystery of who shot John F. Kennedy It was just a man with something to prove Slightly bored and severely confused He steadied his rifle with his target in the center And became famous on that day in November Don't wake me I plan on sleeping Don't wake me I plan on sleeping in Don't wake me I plan on sleeping Don't wake me I plan on sleeping in Again last night I had that strange dream Where everything was exactly how it seemed Where concerns about the world getting warmer The people thought they were just being rewarded For treating others as they'd like to be treated For obeying stop signs and curing diseases For mailing letters with the address of the sender Now we can swim any day in November Don't wake me I plan on sleeping (Now we can swim any day in November) Don't wake me I plan on sleeping in Don't wake me I plan on sleeping Don't wake me I plan on sleeping in Don't wake me I plan on sleeping in Don't wake me I plan on sleeping OOo oOo oOo 16 november asdfghjklHola, I was just gonna say i drove to Grand Forks and back on the High way, that was cool, ha. 14 november qxevrntmulopHello, I passed my permit test! And I drove home from Grand Forks on the Highway. Cool, huh? 10 november Glooba dooba noo!"I Won't Be Home For Christmas"
(Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la) (Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la) Outside the carolers start to sing I can't describe the joy they bring Cause joy is something they don't bring me My girlfriend is by my side From the roof are hanging sickles of ice Their whiny voices get irritating It's Christmas time again So I stand with a dead smile on my face Wondering how much of my time they'll waste Oh god I hate these Satan's helpers And then I guess I must've snaped Because I grabbed a baseball bat And made them all run for shelter It's Christmas time again It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer You people scare me Please stay away from my home If you don't wanna get beat down Just leave the presents and then leave me alone. Well I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve Cause the cops came and arrested me They had an unfair advantage And even though the jail didn't have a tree Christmas came a night early Causes a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package (hot damn) It's Christmas time again It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer You people scare me Please stay away from my home If you don't wanna get beat down Just leave the presents and then leave me alone. I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail) I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail) I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail) I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas (please post my bail) I won't be home I won't be home for Christmas _______________________________________________________________________________________ This is how I kinda feel of Christmas right now, It's not even Thanksgiving and I've herd too much Christmas music. I've been really sleepy lately, and I'm really hungry right now so, I geuss I see ya later! 08 november Awesome Song!!The Last Song Lyrics
All American Rejects This may be the last thing that i write for long Can you hear me smiling when i sing this song, for you and only you As I leave will you be someone to say good-bye As I leave will you be someone to wipe your eye My foot is out the door, and you can't stop me now You wanted the best, it wasn't me, will you give it back Now i'll take the lead, when there's no more room to make it grow I'll see you again, you'll pretend you're naive, is this what you want Is this what you need, how do you end up let me know. As I go, remember all the simple things you know, My mind is just a crutch and I still hope, that you will miss me when I'm gone This is the last song The hearts start breaking as the year is gone The dream's beginning and the time rolls on It seems so surreal, now I sing it. Somehow I knew that it would be this way, Somehow I knew that it would slowly fade. Now i am gone, just try and stop me now. 26 oktober The coolest Rock-Opera Ever, by Ludo, the coolest band ever!"Part I: Broken Bride"
Fifteen years I raged against the constant C, the speed of light the diagrams and haunted sleep, fozen sheets, in bed, my dreams your garden grace, I'd climb inside, hold your bones and slowly die the cooling space inside your chest, my broken bride, you never breathed again Circuits fail, the cosmic strings like rubber bands, I lose control they snap, I fall through mist to mud against my face, the taste of blood the world is strange, the sinking earth and giant tress through heavy air a demon shrieks, what have I done, what hell is waiting or me? I crashed before the birth of Christ Pterodactyls swarming You died in 1989 Want to get back to that morning in May Keep you in bed, never escape Holding you close, oh oh oh oh Listen to you breath the evening glow of fading light and cooling space Like motor oil down my throat, I couldn't speak, I dropped the phone the burning flares, the steam, your hair, biths of glass, they sparkled everywhere like winter nights, the starts, the ice, all intertwined to hold and keep like petals pressed in sheets making love to moonlight in our sleep And now above the pits of tar, in a cave I hide that massive, screaming thing with wings of reaper's cloth, it's standing just outside I must get to my maching, I will bring you back to life fix your ruined lungs, I'll undo what time has done I crashed before the birth of Christ Pterodactyls swarming You died in 1989 Want to get back to that morning in May Keep you in bed, never escape Holding you close, oh oh oh oh Listen to you breath the evening glow of fading light and cooling space I carve your sweet name into the cave, I'm sure to die All my strife has been in vain, the glaciers come and wash my words away I crashed before the birth of Christ Pterodactyls swarming You died in 1989 Want to get back to that morning in May Keep you in bed, never escape Holding you close, oh oh oh oh Listen to you breath the evening glow of fading light and cooling space "Save Our City"
Mr. Mayor, the mission burns
the zombies are marching, they close on the square Families are cold, look down at their souls huddled in camps on the old marble steps of City Hall Faith in their God, that's all that they've got Across the room, beyond the pane the whole world is churning, bleeding and burning, hailstorms and ash The moon is as blood over the soldiers who sag in the mud. Save our city
Keep our souls, Lord Through the rapture of this world. Little boy, I'm just a man, a mere civil servant against this tyrant God I've allied with our King, salvation he brings protecting the city against all the troops Heaven sent but the dead walk again, this is the end. Oh I'm just a man, my time has come Long live King Simius! May he deliver us from this nightmare! And with a blast like the sun his lips are unwrapped from the barrel of his gun. Save our city Keep our souls, Lord Through the rapture of this world. Fought and fell for our great king we burned alive and boiled The dragon, red and wrathful calls We rise and march once more. Cursed in death, we starve for flesh Our skin is cooked and curled We'll eat our skin and smash them in In Hell, we'll grind their bones. Save our city Keep our souls, Lord Through the rapture of this world. Save our city Keep our souls, Lord Through the rapture
of this world. Save our city (Fought and fell for our great king) Keep our souls, Lord God (We burned alive and boiled) Through [the mayor's ruined head, the boy steps through the window] the rapture (The dragon, red and wrathful calls) of this world. [and cries out from the ledge to the people below.] (We rise and march once more.) Save our city [There's a time to pray and there's a time to fight] (Cursed in death, we starve for flesh) Keep our souls, Lord God [Anything can be a weapon if you're holding it right] (Our skin is cooked and curled) Through the rapture [Defend what is yours, they will not take our souls] (We'll eat our skin and smash them in) and so we [it's time now to] rise and fight! Save our city! Keep our souls, Lord! Rise now and fight! "Part II: Tonight's The Night" Oh baby, baby, how i lose my mind Time is quite the killer when you're left behind The airbag held you 'til the engine slept At home your pillow cooled while the willows wept They come and go, love (Come and go, but they, but they) But they're all the same (d-da, d-da, da da, da da) even big, bad bad boys get scared at night it keeps them safe (at home baby) I'm gonna throw this rock down (gonna throw it down, let it roll) Tonight's the night (tonight) I'm gonna go out, fire it up, honey (I'm gonna lose'em when i) Gonna turn back time Remember in the summer when I held your hand on the southern shore, finding fossils in the sand Oh, baby maybe someday you will find me on that beach beside you again They come and go, love (Come and go, but they, but they) But they're all the same (d-da, d-da, da da, da da) even big, bad bad boys get scared at night it keeps them safe (at home baby) I'm gonna throw this rock down (gonna throw it down, let it roll) Tonight's the night (tonight) I'm gonna go out, fire it up, honey (I'm gonna lose'em when i) Gonna turn back time He we go! They come and go, love (Come and go, but they, but they) But they're all the same (d-da, d-da, da da, da da) even big, bad bad boys get scared at night it keeps them safe (at home baby) I'm gonna throw this rock down (gonna throw it down, let it roll) Tonight's the night (tonight) I'm gonna go out, fire it up, honey (I'm gonna lose'em when i) Gonna turn back time I'm gonna save your life
"Part III: The Lamb and The Dragon"
So rapid the raptors, as coursers they came
All the scratching and screaming, I barely escaped While the fuel cells, they drained far too fast, I am dragged Like worms on a hook through the hole to the blackness beyond At the end of days, where the world bleeds and burns The sun is black, a sackcloth made of hair The stars have fallen to the Earth, Mountains tearing from the ground Look at these people hiding from the red raindrops While earthquakes shake the broken timber of this burning town There's poison in the water, the ocean's blood has turned to slime and gotten hard All the fish and whales are corpses on the scab In the darkness, soldiers gnaw their tongues in pain, you see. "So help me God, at the end of time!" they're screaming on their knees Oh, let them die! Oh, let them die! "The wrath of the Lamb!" the martyrs cry "Break the seven seals, let the horsemen ride!" The soldiers bear the royal crest and scream into the sky, "He will come! He will come! The Dragon's on the rise!" "The king survived though his throat was cut.They say he's the chosen one. He leads our mean from Babylon, the rebellion's worldly son. Against the Tyrant, we have joined with him as soldiers." He tells me this while he shakes a bit - he's staring at his gun The painful stings of flying things have worn away his flesh and popped his eyes. At the blackness, he lashes out and cries: "You cowards and your wrathful God will see what power means! When the Dragon comes - his will be done - in the fires you'll be cleaned! Oh, let him rise! Oh, let him rise!" "The wrath of the Lamb!" the martyrs cry "Break the seven seals, let the horsemen ride!" The soldiers bear the royal crest and scream into the sky, "He will come! He will come! The Dragon's on the rise!" I watch These people fall. The dragon shrieks And burns it all I flip the circuits on. I've got dragons of my own. The portal glows And my machine's destroyed. "The Traveler Has saved Their souls From the Destroyer of Worlds. Then why Does his heart Still scream? Rise and speak." I couldn't save her; I know she will die. But please, if I could only Tell her goodbye. All I want is just one more day. That morning in May... I've fought reptilian monsters; I've crossed a bloody sea Just to Meet you here And now I'm coming home, my dear. The light is warm, Outside at dawn. The garden has no weeds, No grave beneath the tree. Through the silent house My love, after all, Curled up in a ball, There you are...  Part III: Morning In May"
Your socks on the wood floor
The moment I'd hoped for I'm terrified to think you might be real I curl up behind you Fit my body to yours like a shell I smell your hair, oh love, I can't believe you. I squeeze you To make sure you're really here And I'm overwhelmed. I've been waiting for so long To touch you and sleep in your eyes And now, as my heart's beating so hard, I hold on And keep you at home in my arms. They tried to console me But you're all the consolation I ever needed. Years of smelling the clothes you left behind, The photographs that seemed so far away. I don't need them now - you turn to me alive, awake, and blinking. "Baby, Back so soon?" you ask, but I smile, 'cause I never left at all I've been waiting for so long To touch you and sleep in your eyes And now, as my heart's beating so hard, I hold on And keep you at home in my arms. You check the clock, it's time to go. You grab your keys and you're out the door I step outside and you're waving goodbye. It's all happening again like before. As you're starting the car and I'm tearing inside, I knock on your window. You stop just in time. Around to the other side, I say, "Baby, I thought I'd come along for the ride." I've been waiting for so long (Time slows, and I take your hand) To touch you and sleep in your eyes. (I hold you as we lose control) Together, our hearts beating so hard. Hold on. Baby, we're almost home...  05 oktober Tori, whats that thing next to the TV? hahaMe scuzi, me scuzi! Ha ha, hello. This week has been awesome, but with some drama! Drama try outs were this week, but i probably didn't get a part. Mr.P hates me, and there supposed to be a lot of people, but if I don't get a part I'll help Thea back stage. And there was some persanol drama! But thats uncalled for to bring it out in the open, to not take take the grapes off the grape vine and sell them half price, so to say. I was at Thea's yesterday, with me and Tori, that was awesome! We rode four-weeler to Mason's, then past christians house, haha. Christian, want the football? ^Inside Joke^
Thea, Tori and I watched Shutter, a scary movie, SPOCKEN IN THIA! It was a Chinese horror film, that was really freaky. O.k., the movies over, who wantss to put their feet on the floor first? Haha, well seeya later mashed potater! Awesome Song!Camisado
By: Panic! At The Disco
The I.V. and your hospital bed This was no accident This was a therapeutic chain of events This is the scent of dead skin on a linoleum floor This is the scent of quarantine wings in a hospital It's not so pleasant And it's not so conventional It sure as hell ain't normal But we deal, we deal The anesthetic never set in and I'm wondering where The apathy and urgency is that I thought I phoned in It's not so pleasant. And it's not so conventional It sure as hell ain't normal But we deal, we deal Just sit back, just sit back Just sit back and relax Just sit back, just sit back Just sit back and relapse again Can't take the kid from the fight take the fight from the kid Sit back, relax Sit back, relapse again Can't take the kid from the fight take the fight from the kid Just sit back, just sit back You're a regular decorated emergency You're a regular decorated emergency This is the scent of dead skin on a linoleum floor This is the scent of quarantine wings in a hospital It's not so pleasant. And it's not so conventional It sure as hell ain't normal But we deal, we deal The anesthetic never set in and I'm wondering where The apathy and urgency is that I thought I phoned in It's not so pleasant. And it's not so conventional It sure as hell ain't normal But we deal, we deal Can't take the kid from the fight take the fight from the kid Sit back, relax Sit back, relapse again Can't take the kid from the fight take the fight from the kid Just sit back, just sit back Sit back, sit back, relax, relapse Sit back, sit back, bababada You can take the kid out of the fight You're a regular decorated emergency The bruises and contusions will remind me what you did when you wake You've earned a place atop the ICU's hall of fame The camera caught you causing a commotion on the gurney again You're a regular decorated emergency The bruises and contusions will remind me what you did when you wake You've earned a place atop the ICU's hall of fame The camera caught you causing a commotion on the gurney again Can't take the kid from the fight take the fight from the kid Sit back, relax Sit back, relapse again Can't take the kid from the fight take the fight from the kid Just sit back, just sit back Sit back, sit back, relax, relapse Sit back, sit back, bababada You can take the kid out of the fight The I.V. and your hospital bed This was no accident This was a therapeutic chain of events Oh NoO.k. Time to put personal attacks on our Personal Messages that the person won't even see! That should make me feel Terrible! Sarcasm is really hard to enterpret while reading. 28 september La La LooHello, It's me again! Of course, who else could it be, I guess. Well, homecoming was Friday AND IT WAS AWESOME! After we WON the game I went to the dance with Stef, Dana, Thea, and a lot of other people. I had so much fun, I yelled, sang, jumped, and danced, and everything in between! I'm kinda sore thow. That might be bad for tomorow's CX meet.And on Thursday I might not be at school. Thea has my glasses, I still need to call her about that. Well, thats all I the impportant stuff, seeya later! 22 september SarcasmSarcasmFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaJump to: navigation, search
Sarcasm is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing. It is strongly associated with irony, with some definitions classifying it as a type of verbal irony intended to insult or wound. Sarcasm can also be used in a humorous or jesting way depending on the intent of the person speaking.[1][2][3][4][5][6][7]
Usage of sarcasmSarcasm is often used as a form of humor and of emotional expression. Highlighting sarcasm in written formSarcasm can be difficult to grasp in written form. To prevent this some people emphasise (often overly) the sarcastic comment. (e.g. that’s just craptastic!); sarcastic comments on the Internet with an emoticon, such as ^o); or surround them with a made-up language tag, e.g. *sarcasm*,[sarcasm][/sarcasm], <sarcasm> or <snicker>. In certain Ethiopic languages, sarcasm is indicated with a sarcasm mark, a character that looks like a backwards question mark at the end of a sentence, similar to Alcanter de Brahm's proposed irony mark (؟). TacticsExaggeration1st Person "Shut up, will you?" 2nd Person "Oh, I'm sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?" In this case it is implied that the first person was treating the second like a servant. Instead of directly pointing this out, however, the second person plays the part, so to speak, in the situation created by the first person. This is normally used where the two people in question do not see eye to eye. Therefore the second person does not like the tone and phrasing of the first person's remark. Thus, the second person uses sarcasm to make fun of the first person to amuse themselves, and any possible bystanders who share the same feeling towards person one. "If you're going to be like that, I can play that part too." Inversion of truth"Do you think the ground is wet?" What the second person said implied that the first was asking a stupid question with an obvious answer. "What do you think?!" Another Example: Person 1: We play Outdoor Games outside. "Oh, Great." The implication is that the meaning of what is said is the reverse of its actual meaning. In this case, "Oh, great" would normally mean a favourable circumstance, however in this case the speaker says it to mean a situation that is not favourable. "I've just realized that my purse is missing. Brilliant." Reductio ad absurdumMore on Reductio ad absurdum "No, you don't NEED it, and that's final!" The first person's argument was that the second person should not get something he/she didn't actually need. The second person carried this argument to its logical but absurd conclusion and presented it as a serious suggestion, implying that this is what the first person is trying to suggest. This can be seen as being flippant, depending on the situation. "Your argument has far-reaching consequences and implications which you have not considered." The obvious alternative"Shut up!" The first person felt that the second person had been talking, while the second person disagreed. Taken to its logical conclusion, this would mean that the first person was wrong - yet the first person did experience the second person talking, so the obvious way out is that he was hallucinating. However, because of the sarcasm used by the first person, they imply that they still believe that the second person was actually talking but they do not wish to argue the matter. "That's what you're trying to say?" "They're seriously considering raising the driving age to 18."
Past experience"I'm an expert at this sort of thing!" This case imagines that two people are driving. The first person is claiming that they are very good or skilled in the task, whereas the second person is doubting the first's ability. Therefore the second person uses a reference from a past experience to validate their point. This sarcasm is mainly used between people who know each other personally. However if the mistake or blunder a person did is very famous then that may be used in the sarcasm, even when the two people do not know each other personally. "Knowing what you're like, I would rather do it myself." Notes^ "Sarcasm" appeared in English in 1579, from Late Latin "sarcasmos," in turn from Hellenistic or Medieval Greek "sarkasmos," and ancient Greek σαρκάζω (sarkazo, meaning 'to tear flesh'). (In ancient Greek the word for this idea was instead χλευασμός). Irony is closely associated with sarcasm, although Socrates, considered the father of dissembling irony, was not sarcastic. Sarcasm is frequently referred to as the "lowest form of wit" (a partial mis-quote from Oscar Wilde[citation needed], the quote in its entirety being "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence"). 19 september Awesome Song! Thanks Steff!Grace Kelly
By: Mika
"I wanna talk to you."
"The last time we talked, Mr. Smith, you reduced me to tears. I promise you it won't happen again." Do I attract you? Do I repulse you with my queasy smile? Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty? Do I like what you like? I could be wholesome I could be loathsome I guess I'm a little bit shy Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me without making me try? I tried to be like Grace Kelly But all her looks were too sad So I try a little Freddie Ive gone identity mad! I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Why don't you walk out the door! "Getting angry doesn't solve anything" How can I help it How can I help it How can I help what you think? Hello my baby Hello my baby Putting my life on the brink Why don't you like me Why don't you like me Why don't you like yourself? Should I bend over? Should I look older just to be put on your shelf? I tried to be like Grace Kelly But all her looks were too sad So I try a little Freddie Ive gone identity mad! I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Why don't you walk out the door! Say what you want to satisfy yourself But you only want what everybody else says you should want [x2] I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Why don't you walk out the door! "Humphry, we're leaving!" 12 september Quotes~Sarcastic~ If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you. Don’t be humble. You’re not that great. I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here. He was happily married - but his wife wasn’t. He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world. You were looking good from afar... Now you’re far from looking good. I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you. Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility. We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities. The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it. There’s too much blood in my caffeine system. I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I’m going to be if I grow up. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Shut up, will you?” “Oh, I’m sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now? Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it. Outside of a dog, a book is probably man’s best friend, and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. I’m impressed; I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before. Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
~Smile~
I’m not a fighter. I usually smile and then go into my room and cry my eyes out. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. A smile confuses an approaching frown. You are not fully dressed until you wear a smile. If you’re not using your smile, you’re like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook. Even if I am in a bad mood I have to smile and be nice to the fans. A smile is a language that even a baby understands. Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Don’t cry because it’s over, SMILE because it happened. A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks. Keep a smile on your face and let your personality be your autograph. People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile. If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest. A smile of encouragement at the right moment may act like sunlight on a closed-up flower; it may be the turning point for a struggling life. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. I’ve got dreams in hidden places and extra smiles for when I’m blue. Smiles are great investments: the more you collect, the better you feel. A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn’t climb over it. A smile takes but a moment, but the memory of it lasts forever. A winning smile makes winners of us all. Some people are too tired to give you a smile, so give them one of yours as no one needs a smile as much as the one who has no more to give. A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life’s worthwhile. Smile - it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips. To receive a smile, give one away. The shortest distance between two people is a smile. If I had a star for every time you made me smile, I would be holding the night sky in my hand. So many languages in the world and a smile speak them all. What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity? These are but trifles, to be sure, but scattered along the life’s pathway, the good they do is inconceivable. A smile is a light in the window of the soul, indicating that the heart is at home. Smiles form the channel of a future tear. Today, if a smile comes to you, a happy smile that perhaps you can’t explain, it’s because in that moment I am thinking of you and smiling too. Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day. Source unknown A spark of kindness starts a fire of love. No smile is as beautiful as the one that struggles through the tears.
~T-Shirt Quotes~
I’m the person your mother warned you about. No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway. We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot. Never kick a man unless he’s down. There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting. Work is the curse of the drinking class. The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made. I’m not as dumb as you look. How can I love you if you won’t lie down? I wear the brains in the family. There’s no future in time travel. Put on your seatbelt… I wanna try something. Beat the 5 o’clock rush - Leave work at noon. I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant I’m sorry my fault I forgot you were an idiot. I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit. Where there’s a will… I want to be in it. All men are idiots and I married their king. Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive. My Dog Can Lick Anyone. Out of my mind… Back in five minutes. People like you are the reason people like me need medication. There’s too much blood in my alcohol system. Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips. A day without sunshine is like night. Excuse, but do I look like someone who cares? Do not disturb I’m disturbed enough already. The trouble with life is there’s no background music. I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. A wise man does not need advice and a fool won’t take it. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity. He who can, does. He, who can’t, teaches. Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies. It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt. Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself. I no longer have the fear of being alone. It’s cool to find out that you don’t need a boyfriend to be happy. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together. If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there? Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. Being cool, is not trying to be cool. A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart. That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another… It’s faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have. The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool. Wisdom begins in wonder. Bacteria are sometimes the only culture some people have. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, And Avoid Disappointment. To bear failure with courage is the best proof of character that anyone can give. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be. The wisest mind has something yet to learn. If you want truly to understand something, try to change it. Be of use, but don’t be used. Winners never quit and quitters never win. When in doubt, consult your inner child if it doesn’t come naturally, leave it. Why is abbreviation such a long word? Sports do not build character. They reveal it. Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Be nice to your kids . . . they’ll be the ones choosing your nursing home. Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. It’s good to be clever, but not to show it. God is clever, but not dishonest. A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. They have to be clever, cunning, imaginative, dogged and wily, whereas society merely has to lean its weight a little. To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it. Remember that time is money. Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple sources is called research. Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. If you’re not very clever you should be conciliatory. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I’m not sure about the universe. Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. Patience is not a virtue; it is a waste of time. Fish and visitors smell in three days. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. A lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a thousand men with guns. Nothing shows a man’s character more than what he laughs at. I should keep my words soft and sweet in case I have to eat them. Pressure makes diamonds. Between thought and expression lies a lifetime. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar. Life is like a dream, sometimes it is good and sometimes it is bad, but in the end it is over. One thing I can give and still keep: my word. 11 september YES! I BEET RICKYHola, I just got back from a cross country meet, and I got A NEW PR!!!! For 5 km, it took me 21:12 to run it! Woot! 06 september !!!!!!!I got my pr today! 21 minutes and 26 seconds! and I've grown an inch, wich makes me 5 feet 4 inches. |
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